Jokes and Metaphors

We're compiling a couple of lists for use in the performance, and would love to have as many contributions as possible.

First, are there any jokes you've heard about marriage or married couples?

Second, what metaphors can you think of that are related to marriage? ("Tying the not" is probably most prominent. But we've heard some others: a "stamp," a "paper clip," "glue," etc.)

Please comment here, or send a private message to marriageprojectlouisville@gmail.com, if you'd prefer.